Some thoughts on the current

state of politics in America

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Experience and perspective is something you don't get until just after you needed them.

For every election, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must borrow money, borrow money from Social Security.

No politician will ever expect that you are actually going to pay it back.

Half the people you know are below average. The other half are above average.

Which group you want to belong to is up to you.

RULES FOR THE DOG

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Okay, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.